I was walking home from work today and I saw this dark green splot on the bike path. I immediately thought it was goose shit, as Canadian Geese are all over the area now, especially close to the Elbow River, where I was walking.
I couldn’t imagine a goose being brazen enough to crap right on the bike path, so I bent down to check it out. Sure looked like goose shit. I dipped my little pinky finger in it and tasted it.
Yep, it was goose shit all right.