Freedom of Expression

what people want is order January 5, 2021

I saw this Trumpy sticker on the side of a car this weekend. I know the owner of the vehicle is all about freedom of expression, which is why I found it so confusing that he got upset when I expressed my opinion about vulcanized rubber being used for car tires by peeing on his […]

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Don’t Do It

mange mes briefs December 20, 2020

This week I decided to try a new flavour of pistachios ñ chilli flavour. Man they were good. I almost sucked back half a bag. Freaking hot, but delicious. The next morning I had scrambled eggs for breakfast, and washed it all down with a big glass of chilled prune juice. Big mistake. My body […]

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The Geriatric Files

 curse of the old fart December 8, 2020

I went out to a new place for dinner today. The hostess brought me to my table, and the waitress came by and gave me glass of water and then walked away. I thought she was going to get a menu, but after 10 minutes of waiting, no menu. So I flagged her down. “Oh” […]

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Wipe Out

dingleberry patrol November 27, 2020

We are all familiar with the little white kittens Royale uses on their bathroom tissue packaging. What has always fascinated me is that we are collectively so nonchalant about the messaging behind the kittens (pardon the pun). Sure I get it that kittens are soft. But have you ever tried to wipe yourself with a […]

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The Opposite of Sweet

dirty sweet November 14, 2020

I’m always on the lookout for new foods to try, and heard about Xylitol as an alternative to Stevia and sugar as a sweetener. I couldn’t believe the label when I read it: Caution: Diarrhea may occur with excessive consumption. If this happens, reduce intake or discontinue use.Warning: Do not feed Xylitol to dogs or […]

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