Chocolatey Spa

mmmm choco

by Foghorn on April 8, 2021

I saw this sign on a local spa recently. “Chocolate Therapy Spa treatment” you say? I wanted to know more, so I went in and asked.

They apparently pour chocolate all over your back. I asked them if they lick it all off afterwards and they just stared at me.

What happened to the good old days when ‘Chocolate Therapy Spa treatment’ was an obvious euphemism for asking someone to take a dump on your chest? Pouring chocolate on people and not licking it off afterwards – totally depraved in my books.

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