Temperature Check

get your rectal here

by Foghorn on September 22, 2020

I saw this handy covid temperature check in the lobby of a building recently. Really tough to get my leg up over it to take my temperature though. The security guard in the lobby was watching me closely the whole time. He didn’t offer to hold the device for me, nor did he offer to hold my pants and underwear while I took my temperature. Bummer.

That was cold dude. Ice cold.

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