10 Dimensions of Clean

too clean for words

by Foghorn on April 1, 2019

10 dimensions of clean eh? I would think three dimensions would be plenty clean enough. The 4th dimension is time, so even if you do the impossible and cover off four dimensions of clean, you will never need to use this product again as the clothes you wash will have the 4th dimension of time force field of clean.

So the claim here is that this product literally 6 more dimensions of clean beyond the 4th dimension of time.

Every person who was involved in writing, approving and publishing this horrific lie should be put into a sausage grinder. One hundred lashes to each of you for each dimension of lies.

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