Best in Class

berries of justice!

by Foghorn on April 20, 2014

Seeing this sign in my local Safeway recently almost made me mentally retarded.

I have to admit that I did not know that fruit could be classed. I barely understand all the various classes of vehicles that are available to consumers, but I am always amazed at how every vehicle always seems to be the best in its class. I guess these raspberries are in a class of their own as well. Top notch! Makes you wonder what other raspberries they were up against. How are they graded? By firmness? Lack of mold? How many different classes of raspberries are there? And where are the raspberries that didn’t make the cut – do they go to raspberry heaven, or to the zoo to feed the monkeys?

I tried using this marketing trick on my girlfriend by telling her that her butt was ‘best in class’. Apparently this was a ‘fail’

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